Anti-talksident:
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.

Men-Gay:
Enables single women to identify who to cross off the dating pool.

Antiboyotics:
When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on makeup.

JackAsspirin:
Relieves the headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number.
Selling very well these days.