Clean enough to be healthy but dirty enough to be happy
Kitchen closed -- this chick has had it!
So this isn't Home Sweet Home? Adjust!
Ring Bell for Maid Service. If no answer do it yourself!
I clean house every other day. Today is the other day!
I would cook dinner, but I can't find the can opener!
My house was clean last week. Too bad you missed it!
I came, I saw, I decided to order take out,
If you don't like my standards of cooking, lower your standards.
My house doesn't always look like this. Some days it's even worse.
If you write in the dust, please don't date it!