New Dog Breeds
In order to keep up with the times, please be advised of the following New Dog Breeds
Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog
fresh and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the
choice pet of research scientists
Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial
advisors
Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, increasingly owned by attorneys
Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
Bull Terrier + Shitzu = Oh, never mind....