Signs You're Getting Old

 

"OLD" IS WHEN .....
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes & you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN .....
A sexy babe catches your fancy & your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN .....
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN .....
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

OLD" IS WHEN ....
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

OLD" IS WHEN ....
"Getting a little action" means there's no need to take any fiber today.

"OLD" IS WHEN .....
"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN .....
An "all-nighter" means not getting up to go to the bathroom

(thanks to Art Drysdale)