A Pastor goes to a nursing home to visit an elderly parishioner.
As he is sitting there, he notices a bowl of peanuts beside her bed and takes one.
As they continue their conversation he can't help himself and eats one after another.
By the time they are through visiting, the bowl is empty.
He says "Mrs. Jones, I'm so sorry, but I seem to have eaten all of your peanuts."
That's O.K. "she says. "They would have just sat there anyway. Without my
teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off and put them back in the bowl."
Thanks (I think) to Margaret Ford for sending this