Signs (with good intentions)
In an office tower:
Toilet out of order. Please use the floor below.
In a laundromat:
Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
In a department store:
Bargain basement upstairs.
In an office:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday, please bring it back or further steps will be taken.
Notice in a health food shop window.
Closed due to illness
Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants please stay in your car.
Seen during a conference:
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.
Message on a leaflet:
If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
On a repair shop door:
We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door-the bell doesn't work).