No CombatReady unit ever passed inspection.
No InspectionReady unit ever survived combat.
Your weapon and ammunition was made by the lowest bidder.
How come pizza gets to your door faster than the police?
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
Save the whales! Collect the whole set!
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
I've told you MILLIONS of times, don't exaggerate!
I just bought a cured ham. I wonder what it had?
Even backwards A TOYOTA is still A TOYOTA!
Four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant & Microwave-able.
I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.
I know it all. I just can't remember much of it.
Remember: you're unique, just like everyone else.
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
"All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk." -- Will Rogers